Classes are all over, and I’m just giving the kids their evening classes and oral exams now.
I’m done with the first and second-graders, so now I’m interviewing the kids with higher levels of English, and I’m having a lot more fun. Here are some remarks from the paper I wrote the kids’ exam scores on today:
Joy: 90%. Said she was 184 cm. tall, though my guess is that it’s more like 10.
Mabel: 100%. OMG OMG CUTENESS OVERLOAD
Tina: 100%. No, 150%. I want a keychain-sized Tina.
Kevin: 95%. Upon questioning, admitted that he only said he had a monkey because he didn’t understand the question.
David: 100%. “I am very clever” … “Monkeys is naughty.”
Linda: 100%. “My dream is that someday someone will kill Brendan.”