On my way to the subway this morning, I passed a guy sitting on the steps of the local branch of the Construction Bank with his head in his hands. He was a large – hell, a fat – Chinese gentleman, apparently middle-aged, with a shaved head and a long, flowing gown. He was just sitting there, holding his head, staring at the sidewalk in front of him. He glanced up when I walked by, and he looked so sad.
And I thought of cat macros like the one above.
I didn’t have my camera, but if I had, I would’ve taken a picture of the guy, and added the caption
THE MAITREYA BUDDHA
HAS RUN OUT OF HAPPY :(
Then in the afternoon I saw a guy on the subway who looked like a Chinese version of John Leguizamo.